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National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).

Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.

by Hecate69 April 18, 2019


cat in the bath

It's a cat in a bathtub.

Whiskers is filthy. I'm going to put the cat in the bath.

by brookelynfd December 6, 2017


Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

by Obladi Oblada December 10, 2014


Tae bath lights

Tae bath lights is a fantasy like chloe and I like to think about late at night and the bath lights are red 🛁🚨

Tae bath lights is the best fantasy ever.

by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019


old guy bathed

the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed

the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed

by teratin June 14, 2023


The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019