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when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug
Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"
Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.
I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.
A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package
my soft sax strap is itchy
When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
The main ingredient is usually beef, pork, chicken, or turkey muscles, or a combination of meats and poultry.
Hey Robbie, are you bringing the American Soft Taco's to the cook out?
I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.
Any area of the body particularly vulnerable to attack, i.e. the belly or genitals. Euphemistically, this is meant to convey any vulnerability, be it emotional, physical or otherwise.
A'int that a kick in the soft stuff?
Just hit em in the soft stuff and walk away.