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Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.
BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!
When someone is laying on there back with there mouth open and a male runs towards them jumps and land cock first in their mouth.
I gave my buddy an Open Face Sandwich last night.
the act of putting a straw into one’s anus and blowing until the subject pops
You wouldn’t believe it! This girl wanted to give me an oklahoma opener last night!
something literally EVERYBODY has said
You: Why can't I laugh?
Me: You know what they say... a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat
The beer you opened but failed to start or finish because you passed out.
I left an open frame next to my bed last night, and had to hold my nose to chug it--worst hair of the dog ever...
An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.