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Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).
"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."
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When a location has been infiltrated by an individual or collection of people who are of a certain ethnic minority or nationality.
Me: "Raymond, look over there at that group of Chinese people".
Raymond: "Shit they fresh off the boat".
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When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.
Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)
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When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.
Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.
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Someone who was born on a shrimp boat.
Brian mawhor was born on a shrimp boat, so he is a shrimp boat baby.
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when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.
" i had a long crazy night with my wife, had the glass buttom boat going strong all night"
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a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.
Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.
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