double ham body shot

Eat a piece of ham off of someone's butT

Dude, do a Double ham body shot with jenny

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God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

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South Buffalo body shot

when a man cums into his partner's belly button and then a third party comes and sucks the cum out of the belly button. not to be confused with a regular body shot which is done with alcohol.

Last night Steph, Kacie, and I did a South Buffalo body shot. It was an experience.

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Walk my body off

To Walk one’s body off : to digest , get rest after eating, to be chilled, to breath slowly, to allow foods moving round calmly

Elie. How you doin? And what you doin? Kamayi : I done eating and I walk my body off tho cause im full on my stomach

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body integrity identity disorder

disorder where one person wants one of their limbs amputated and have sad feelings until the limb is removed.

She had Body integrity identity disorder, so she removed her left leg.

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Banana Nut Bread Body

A person whose body resembles that of a loaf of banana nut bread e.g. a shiny, lumpy, moley body.

Oh my god, look at her banana nut bread body, so lumpy and shiny.

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Full Body Seizure

A 'full body seizure' is the bodys reaction to a bad day.

Commonly known in people who think they are ill and injured but aren't and their body cant take it anymore. So results in fully seizing for a period of time.

One Day In Andrewville.

Drew Suffered a bad day. Nothing went his way, the rain was pouring, and further more of his uncles that he loathed were visiting...

He Went for a walk in to his garden...

Jennifer - Drew! Drew? Whats the Matter Son?
Drew - Oh Bad Day (making an angry arm jesture)
Jennifer - Come On Love Uncle Theo wants a chat about those aircraft u love..huh?
Drew - Hmmm. (Drew Frezes)
Jennifer - Drew, are you coming?
Drew stands completly Still with a lonely tear rolling out of his eye and a serious expression on his face.

- Drew, (jennifer walks towards him) Drew? (starts to shake him) DREW?...Theo He Wont Movee!
Theo - Judging by my medical skill darling sister. You Young boy Drew has suffered a Full Body Seizure.
Jennifer - A What? Whats One Of Those?
Theo - Just his body is overloaded with make believe injuries so his body has seized to block these injurys but obviously there arent any. He should be back to normal very soon.
Jennifer - Oh Really Thanks Theo. I'll wait with him.
Theo - I'll put the kettle on.

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