Random
Source Code

Brian May

Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.

People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.

Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.

The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.

- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM

by brian's whore June 30, 2019


brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< August 25, 2011


Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls

Poetic (alternative of ‘biggest bollocks boy’) (for the /b/ sound). Also a tongue twister.

Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls in the world so many people called him ‘biggest bollocks boy’.

by marcotoa January 19, 2025


Brian’s flop.

a phrase usually used for when a person jumps from the window, dying from the impact. Of course, inspired by Brian Thomas’ dramatic ass death.

“ holy shit ! that man just jumped out of the window ! “

“ that guy just pulled a Brian’s Flop. “

by noarksdefine November 24, 2021


Brian Varghese

Keralite/ Malayali with a massive cock

This dude was so big I thought he was Brian Varghese

by Vlerd January 20, 2022


Brian Curry

Athlete with autism

Look at that Brian curry. So inspirational!

by Nmsgang May 26, 2021


brian witmer

Beefaroni

Brian Witmer has a big cock in men's assholes

by brian's friend February 23, 2014