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Mens pants that are too baggy, or don't have a belt, that keep falling down and keep showing your ass.
"Man, I need to throw these pants away when I get home, these bro riders showed about 12 girls my crack today."
9👍 2👎
A Bro-soda is not just a beer. A beer becomes a Bro-Soda if and only if
1. The person drinking it is a bro, and
2. He is in the presence of at least one other bro, and
3. There are no females present.
If all three conditions are met, then beer undergoes a transformation. Its existence as bro-soda goes from being merely potential, to full actuality.
Ethics: The term bro-soda should never be used in the company of females. For example, if in the presence of a lady-infested party, one bro says to another bro, "Hey, can you grab me a bro-soda?" then he has alienated all the females in his presence. Then, when the bro is alone with the female, she will bitch and moan, causing the bro to return to bro-night with the need to complain about his lady-bro. This restricts the capacity for bro-night to get to its full potential (which usually involves forgetting about the lady-bros).
Bro 1: "I'm thirsty."
Bro 2: "Have a bro-soda!"
Bro 1: "I Love Natty Lite!"
9👍 2👎
<i>East Coast Version</i>
A chick that wants to be one of the guys, but usually gets used for sex. She DGAF (Doesnt give a fuck) about anything. Just looking for "fun" with her loser guy friends. Loves to drink and/or smoke weed. She likes going mudding or off roading in quads or monster trucks.
<i>characteristics:</i>
<li>Overcompensates with ornate nails, hair color, eyeliner for her tomboyish ways
<li>The pretty girl stuffed in a bulky sweatshirt or baseball hat thats been through hell.
<li>Tight Jeans that are 2 sizes too small that gives her a muffin top
<li>Thinks Uggs go with everything.
<li>Says things like "I hate girls"
That bro hoe doesnt have a problem being the only girl drunk at a party with 5 guys.
Check out the flirty bro hoe working at a hardware store and making her rounds.
You know that drunk bro hoe was sore in the morning after going to the strip club and then to the motel with guys from work.
10👍 2👎
One who has been to Cherry Grove for spring break at some point in their life. While in The Grove their motto is "fuck it we are in the grove". Grove bros do what they want and fuck shit up. A grove bro has encountered police nightly and dosen't care about them at all. If a grove bro gets evicted they still stay the rest of the week.
Person 1:Should we go to that party? It's probalbly gonna get busted.
Grove Bro: Fuck it, we're in the grove
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bromance and sausage fest complete with lil' wayne blaring from a shower radio.
Dude, Lil Wayne is blaring from the bathroom. There must be another bro shower going on.
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A bro that does not give a FUCK about anything. He deals or has dealt drugs before (mainly marijuana), must be in school, college, or graduated. Listens to rap most of the time but still loves the badass rock songs of the 90s. You love getting pussy, so you party and drink heavily. You love football but you think soccer and frisbee are gay as shit.
Harry-Dude darian bryant told the teacher to fuck a dick today. it was badass.
jason- damn what a bro-pac
9👍 2👎
The Final Cache of Beer reserved for the closest group of Bros at a Frat party. As a tip, never leave when upper echelon frat Bros claim there's no more beer left. Stick around, and tell other Bros/Hoes, to leave. Rewards for your efforts will include, but is not limited too, a taste of the secret cache of what is known as "Bro Beer".
Huck: Did you leave that party last saturday at 12:15 when the President annonced that even the Natty Ice was totaled?
Me: Naw man, I took a squat on the pot and took the browns to the superbowl for 10 while every one left. I got some Bro Beer.
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