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Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
A term used to describe a comment composed with the sole purpose of making a social media over-sharer of pointless ass opinions and stories feel retarded.
Jessica: "Perks of being single: I get the entire bed to myself!!! lol"
Tom: "You say 'lol' but everyone can tell that you are crying on the inside."
Jack: "BOYER-BURNED BY TOM!!!"
A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.
It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.
*Man does 500kg deadlift
Bro in the gym: Meter burn!
When a person chews a piece of hot cinnamon gum then gives a man a blowjob right after the 1st or 2nd chew. Thus burning the man's penis
Ya, i totally gave Fred a Burning Jimmie last night.
A condition similar to rug burn that occurs while attending a concert and standing in the front row and being pushed by the entire crowd behind you against the barricade.
A: How was the show last night?
B: It was great but I got a bad case of barricade burn.
A: You now it was good if you have the burn
The swaggiest, coolest, best person to ever exist, there is no limits to how awesome she is. Her arch nemesis is Livia Brouwer, she is like Sophia but not as cool and swaggy, she is also a blonde.
“Oh that’s just Sophia burns”