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To quote co-founder of the WoW, "The Coolness or Awesomeness of its wielder manifested into immense power." Indeedly true in just about all aspects.
The 'power' is plasma-ish blasts of concentrated Coolness/Awesomeness of the user within, into bright white bursts, with the focus core of the shot being a sky-blue colour.
Triggered by posings(mainly) of utter Coolness/Awesomness.
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To have sexual relations using a glow-in-the-dark condom.
Man: I am feeling rather randy, dear. It is a good thing you bought some protective sheaths.
Woman: Indeed i did, sir. And they just so happen to appear phosphorescent when exposed to light!
Man: Well, old bean, i suppose we must LIGHT THE WAY!
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A variation of the Spit Roast. Whilst one person is servicing 2 partners from both ends, the partners then, in sync with each other, spin the servicing member without removing themselves from said member. Best done when the fishing is slow on a boat, preferably with a woman under 110lbs.
Thank God we had Cindy on board. The fishing sucked but we were able to rig up The 3-way swivel. She got sea sick afterwards but it doesn’t matter because we got ours.
"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"
When a person wants to receive sexual favours from somebody of the same sex but doesn't want to reciprocate
When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party
The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am
The awkward moment when four cars approach a four-way stop intersection at the same time, but no one can remember who should go first. Everyone pauses until someone with natural leadership qualities raises his/her right hand to motion for someone to go.
A four-way pause is when four cars approach a four-way stop intersection. No one moves until one of the people raises his/her hand to motion for someone to move.