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the pain killer ibuprofen used in football
Before each football practice I gotta have my game candy.
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A random dude who appears at bachelorette parties and/or weddings who grinds, kisses or appears in a photo-op with the bride-to-be before she signs her life away to one man for eternity.
Did you see the guy Jeanine is making out with?
Yeah, he's just bride candy until next week.
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The term potato candy can be used to refer to french fries. It may also apply to other forms of potato products.
"pass the potato candy."
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The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.
The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.
"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."
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When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob
Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating
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Japanese candy is basically porn, but better!
person 1 :"dude i just got some Japanese candy wanna share?"
person 2 : "nah i prefer to use my candy alone"
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a bunch of fucked up assholes that like to dress up like japanamation cartoons, tinkerbell fairy look-alikes, or glow in the dark zombies. they like bright colors, loud bass, and candy necklaces. that's all they eat so they're usually really fucking skinny, but sometimes you will find one of their fat friends that like to hang out with them and just eat candy. these fuckers hang out at raves or in dark basements giving backrubs to eachother while singing along to the techno (which contains lyrics like: castle in the sky, i see a rainbow in your eye!). also, these dj's that "spin" techno are the dj's that weren't good enough to make it through dj school and dropped out. all they do is fade one track into the next rack, counting "1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4..." in their head. anyways what was i saying? fuck a candy raver. if you ever see one kick 'em in the balls or vag, because they deserve it.
JIM: I met this candy raver last night.
BOB: Really? What's a candy raver?
JIM: They go to raves and wear construction masks covered in Vick's Vapo-rub. They like candy.
BOB: Like snickers?
JIM: No, not the good kind of candy. Jewelry candy.
BOB: Sound like a bunch of queers to me.
JIM: Yep.
BOB: Yessir.
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