Random
Source Code

Covid-AF

When people do ridiculous things because covid restrictions are lifted.

You see them stripping in the park? That’s Covid-AF!

by LadyDiva June 17, 2021


La Purga De COVID

The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.

My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.

by Rickapedia October 18, 2021


Covid Breakdown

When you are fed up with self isolating, social distancing, staying home and just want to go out, give someone a hug or go out to a restaurant

Melanie had a covid breakdown while doing dishes and just wanted to go to a restaurant and be served

by simba12341 June 25, 2020


COVID LINE

Covid Line

I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”

It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”

What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!

by Krazymama October 29, 2020


Covid Hot

A person You met during the Pandemic and interacted with while they wear usually wearing a mask who you found attractive Physically until you started seeing them mask-less.

She has a rocking Body and bedroom eye's but she drops from a 8 to 4 with the mask off she was only Covid Hot

by Wingnut75 October 28, 2021


Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck

by Avocado2004 March 16, 2021


Covid-🦃

When desperately needed foreign workers trained to slaughter and process turkeys reared for Christmas are not allowed in the country unless they serve their 14-day quarantine on arrival, whose absence would affect producers with low supply and consumers with high price.

Thanks to Covid-🦃, a lucky percentage of the nine million turkeys in the UK would have their lives spared during this 2020 Christmas period.

by MathPlus October 22, 2020