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University of California, Irvine

UC Irvine is a relatively young school within the UC system. It is the fourth-ranked or fifth-ranked campus in the system, after Berkeley, UCLA, UCSD, or UC Davis. UC Irvine lacks a football team and is a commuter campus by nature, meaning a conspicuous deficiency in college spirits. A majority of students are Asians, particularly Asians who got rejected by Berkeley, UCLA, and UCSD. Alumni network on campus is virtually non-existent. While UCI may be trying to bolster their academic reputation, students generally hold UCI in low regard compared to the big-name campuses in the system like UCLA and Berkeley.

Friend: Hey where are u transferring to next fall ?
me: University of California, Irvine
Friend: Oh, I feel sorry for you man. UCI sucks.
me: Yeah I know, but it's the only campus I got accepted.

by surferdude08 November 13, 2009

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california potato chip

when you cum on a girls back wait till it dries then scoup it up with a potato chip and eat it

i cummed on justin wu's moms back and then had a california potato chip

by chris wheeler100 June 23, 2008

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Live oak california

The town in California that is about an hour away from the state capital, Sacramento. Home of about 9,000 residents.

california bad town dangerous fudge packer live oak California

by Sassy Person That Isnt You April 20, 2011

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Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt

I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.

by n00b March 19, 2007

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california Hand Job

a foot job

Hey dude, this guy gave me the best California Hand Job last night, i came all over his toes.

by Zac Mike June 16, 2009

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california clit clopper

when you clop your thumb on a girls clit and fuck her HARD!

Johnny and I california clit cloppered that bitch! and she really wanted it. so she gave me a blowjob which was really nice because i havent had any act.

by dmanadfasafdadf January 1, 2008

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California reach-around

When one is masturbating and they reach around the back and use a disposable razor to pleasure the anus

Jeremy was sitting in class trying to learn, but all he could think about was a California reach-around

by Joseph Sweitzer July 22, 2011

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