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Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.
Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.
I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.
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A guy who always comes to the aide of a woman in crisis who only calls him when she needs something from him.
Man, you are bailing her out of jail again? Or dude, you are paying her rent again? You are picking her "friend" up @ SFO & dropping him off at her house? Quit acting like a captain save a ho.
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Someone who is overly creepy, iffy, unsafe
Captain sketch bag keeps looking at me like we wants to kill me
Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.
Protagonist from Patrick O'Brians nautically themed series of books based on the exploits of Jack Aubrey and his dearest friend Stephen Maurturin. The series of books takes place during the Napoleonic Wars with France.
Captain Jack Aubrey could kick the shit out of Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow.
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A disease where a character in Doctor Who repeatedly dies yet continually, through a series of events, comes back to life.
'I think Arthur Darvill's character, Rory, might have Captain Jack Syndrome'
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Under the proper chemicals are consumed, Neal becomes......CAPTAIN CRUNK
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