Chinese Penis Trap

A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.

A sex magazine I was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a Chinese Penis Trap.

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Chinese Ear Food

Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.

Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*

-Next day-

Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...

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Chinese Double Ripple

Two wires are used to open a females mouth while two men stand side by side on her face and release ice cream on her faces that's been shoved up the anal cavity

Damn that bitch took that chinese double ripple like a tropper!

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chinese tiger mom

Somebody (pariticularly relationship between parent and child) pressuring and pushing them into academic and social greatness. Or—pushing a kid into the deep end of the pool to figure it out instead of giving them a swimming lesson

“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin instead of soccer practice.”

“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin and won’t let him play video games.”

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Stuffed Chinese Dumpling

While fucking a girl doggy-style, before cumming, take a plate of Lo Mein and dump it on her back as you proceed to cum inside of her while holding her in place.

I microwaved my extra Lo Mein so i could turn this bitch into a stuffed chinese dumpling.

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Chinese Bus Driver

The act of dipping your dick in soy sauce and then a chick rides your dick while you rub her shoulders like your driving

Dude I was watching porn last night and this chick got a 20 minute Chinese Bus Driver then he gave hernosey till she came and it looked like he had motor oil all over his nose!

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chinese monkey fuck

Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole

1Hey bro I just chinese monkey fucked you!

2 Hey lets go chinese monkey fuck samantha

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