As a joke when someone is cooking for you.
what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.
or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.
"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"
"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."
Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone
Jhon: I bet I can date her first!
Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!
Undoing cooking by throwing the pasta in trash and gordon ramsay shouting at you
Idiot 1: undoing cooking!
Idiot 2: How?
Idiot 1: Throwing it into the trash!
Gordon Ramsay: OH GOD, LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS.
A polite way of indicating something is wrong, a bother or an annoyance
“Son of a Sea Cook”!
used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken
james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro
Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.
Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.
/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.
- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"