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When people do ridiculous things because covid restrictions are lifted.
You see them stripping in the park? That’s Covid-AF!
The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.
My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.
When you are fed up with self isolating, social distancing, staying home and just want to go out, give someone a hug or go out to a restaurant
Melanie had a covid breakdown while doing dishes and just wanted to go to a restaurant and be served
I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”
It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”
What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!
A person You met during the Pandemic and interacted with while they wear usually wearing a mask who you found attractive Physically until you started seeing them mask-less.
She has a rocking Body and bedroom eye's but she drops from a 8 to 4 with the mask off she was only Covid Hot
Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.
Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
When desperately needed foreign workers trained to slaughter and process turkeys reared for Christmas are not allowed in the country unless they serve their 14-day quarantine on arrival, whose absence would affect producers with low supply and consumers with high price.
Thanks to Covid-🦃, a lucky percentage of the nine million turkeys in the UK would have their lives spared during this 2020 Christmas period.