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depression pond

Coordinates 41.7271928,-73.5305554. This pond is a sad place in New York.

Guy 1: "Hey, where were you yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Oh, I was crying at depression pond."

by RealisticIdiot March 5, 2019

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Call Of Duty Depression

When a person does not play Call Of Duty for extended periods of time.
Symptoms may include: Sleepless nights, crying in corners, and COD dreams. In more severe cases usually 2+ weeks without COD, a person might start to think their reality is Call Of Duty. They may think a broom is a Barrett .50 Cal or a butter knife is a melee knife.

Mom: I am taking away your Call Of Duty!
Kid: No mom you can't! I don't want Call Of Duty Depression!
Mom: What?
Kid: Sorry mom I wont be able to sleep and I will have bad dreams about COD.
Mom: What?
Kid: YOU CAN PREVENT THIS HORRIBLE THING FROM HAPPENING MOM!

by ORRZ24 December 17, 2010

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Post Collegiate Depression

the feeling of loss and desire to return to a college setting after one has either transfered or graduated.

Tim, I think I have Post Collegiate Depression, I want to go back to Penn State, I don't want my life to start yet.

by tradewind September 4, 2006

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Post Ho Depression

The act of remorseful regret when a woman realizes how successful some of the nice men she screwed over have become on her way to whoring it up with general thugs, vagabonds, street hustlers, pimps, players, & dumb asses of the day. --- ASR

Would you believe Stacy is in Post Ho Depression? Yeah, she saw her ex fiance and his wife at the bank. Apparently, they bought this new big house together. Meanwhile, her baby daddy just violated his probation, again.

by The Evilness August 17, 2009

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Post Olympic Depression

n. the feelings of loss at the close of the Olympic Games and not having regular television viewing lined up

abbr. POD

I sat on my couch staring at the tv, half-hoping that USA would pull through and beat Canada at hockey. I have Post Olympic Depression.

by ukilledthecat March 1, 2010

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School induced Depression

When you're a really happy and joyful person all summer long and on weekends, however when you return to school you immediately fall into this black abyss of despair and hatred of everyone and everything nice in this world.

While doing something on the weekend: Guys this is so fun and I love this so much

While doing the same thing in school: this is the stupidest thing ever why the hell would anyone want to do this all I want to do is die.

"Dude what's wrong with Kenny?"

"He just has school induced Depression."

by Spoon master August 20, 2014

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Lack Of BTS Depression

When you can't go to a BTS concert, you'll feel dejected and lonely. It's basically Post Concert Depression except this time you didn't go to a concert, and yet you still feel the same way.

Lucy : Man, if Tiffany okay?

Judy: Nah. She's dealing with LOBD

Tiffany: What?

Judy: Lack of BTS Depression :))

by HAHSEDE23 September 23, 2018

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