now watch this drive

Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.

33👍 94👎

Drive Through Ambassador

1. The person driving for a group of 2 or more people when operating a drive through convenience window.
2. The person operating the computer, taking orders on behalf of the restaurant, while operating a drive through convenience window.

1. Dude: Alright every one what do you want?

Douche Bag: Dude, I'll just yell it over you at the talk box

Dude: No, Douche Bag! I'm the Drive Through Ambassador! I'll order the food!

2. Bill, you didn't order my Coke. Tell the Drive Through Ambassador to add it to the order.

2👍 2👎

Artosis Hard Drive

When your computer has only one hard drive and you aren't keeping any backups. From the Starcraft II expression "Artosis Pylon" referring to a single Pylon in a Protoss base powering several important structures.

I haven't made a backup in years and now my Artosis Hard Drive is dying.

2👍 2👎

Black Out Drive

The result of an extremely hard night drinking alcohol or using drugs. Usually the cause of Black out sex or black out with your sack out.

1. Yo man, lets go into black out drive tonight.

2. Dude, I dont remember anything from last night, we must have been in black out drive.

2👍 2👎

Wi-fi Drive-By

The act of slowing down your car near a wi-fi hotspot in order to access the internet.

Person1: "Dude! What are you doing! We need to get to your brother's wedding!"
Person2: "Calm down, I'm trying to look up a toast I can use!"

"Who needs 4G when you can do a wi-fi drive-by!"

2👍 2👎

drive me to the bank

1. The worst kind of encouragement friends can offer, esp. in regards to contacting exes or related parties.

You're thinking about doing something incredibly foolishly and your friend offers their help. Example... you, "I'd like to egg that asshole's car" ..your friend.."I've got eggs." ..you.."Sweet! Drive me to the bank!"

Instead of telling you not to and that you might regret it after because it's not a good idea, they drive your ass to the bank.

Originated from wanting to go confront the 'other woman' who worked at a nearby bank and having a friend not only support the idea, but enable it by driving.

2👍 2👎

Cat driving a bus

used to describe sudden and radical decisions.

-He changed the meeting time from 5:00 to 12:00 and now to 7:00
D@mn!! It's like a Cat driving a bus!

3👍 4👎