gunner eye

one who is cock eyed or has funny looking eyes

hey gunner eye - what the fuck happened you

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Essay Eye's

The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.

"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"

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Green Eyes

1. what people with *green* eyes look up to sexy their ego

2. people with green eyes are tempermental.

1. i know this is something hot and special about me.

2. redheads have green eyes.

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porno eyes

When a person does not find regular chicks attractive because they indulge in too much pornography. Can no longer settle for regular women. the porno ones are more ninky.

Goob: She's not that hot...
Anthony: dood, you totally have porno eyes, you pervert!... pervert!

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eye-tie

Shortened word for Italian pronounced Eye-Talian.

That fucking eye-tie needs shampoo, deodorant, and some brass-off polish kit for his fake gold medallions around his fat neck.

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fish eye

Upon taking a woman from behind, aka the doggy style position, the man pulls out and expectorates on the back of a woman's head. When she turns around to see if he's cum, the man ejaculates in her eye.

Brenda lost her contact lens from a fish eye

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Eagle eye

1. The eye of an eagle
2. Having such great eyesight that you can see better than 20/20 this is a special ability given to chosen people

3. An all around awesome person, generally a dude

4. Someone who can be counted on and is helpful to a team

I really needed you eagle eyes on that last thing

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