fruit smoothie

when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her vagina, then eaten out by her sexual partner.

guy: Hey honey i'm hungry

eat her out...***
girl: I have a fruit smoothie, want some?

guy: Sure ^^

***Girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the Guy
eat her out***

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fruit pooch

incorrect way to say fruit punch mostly said by chode guatamalens

that fruit pooch is good

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fruit and nut case

adj someone of minimal levels of intelligence or poor mental health see also cretin idiot

"I wonder what fruit and nut case i have the pleasure of seeing next!" exclaimed the doctor.

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Tenessee Fruit Rollup

The sexual act of eating many packs of chewing gum and then shitting on your partners chest and/or face. So its all stringy and stuff.

Man, that girl really knows how to give a Tenessee Fruit Rollup, I'm all sticky.

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Fruit Roll Up

Tasty treat or snack, usually used in reference to hot men that you want to get it with.

Ezra: He’s a real fruit roll up!

Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense

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Fruit loop dingus

A word usually used to describe a complete and total idiot

Jimmy Neutron: Can you believe America is 2016 years old?
Shrek: What a fruit loop dingus

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fruit roll up

The act of placing a piece of plastic wrap over the vaginal area of a woman who is menstruating, then pressing the plastic down into the bloody area and slowly peel off, thus creating a fruit roll up, most closely resembling cherry flavor.

I wanted to give Suzie some oral sex last night but didnt feel like diving into her menstrual cycle, so I found some plastic wrap and made a fruit roll up.

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