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Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.
"Honey, you have fart blanche to fart under the blankets tonight."
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When you squeeze your asscheeks together while farting, the air is focred downward and through the side of your balls. Awesome noise.
Hey dude, you wanna have a Ball Fart contest?
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When you have gas and can't let it out...usually due to the fact that you are in a public place...the fart then goes back into your stomach rather than out your anus - most often resulting in an awkward noise.
Man I was in class today and I had to fart, but there was this hot chick sitting next to me so I had to inside fart instead. Turns out it was so quiet she heard it anyway and gave me a disgusted look.
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One level below a shart. A rare gem of a fart where the relative humidity and temperature between your butt cheeks becomes uncharacteristically high.
Hey Humphrey, I thought I sharted, but it was just a tropical fart. I guess I won't be needing that new pair of tightie whities afterall.
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A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
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When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.
It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.
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When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole
I was pooping and all of a sudden I had a sharp fart and I swear I though I was bleeding
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