hyper fat

a really fat person that can run really fast

My friend is hyper fat and he won the marathon

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Fat Jess

A rather large penis

Veronica:Dude... Did you see Wallace's Fat Jess?
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)

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fat service

another word for good cell phone reception

"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."

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Fat-Tigued

Being severely overweight and weariness from bodily or mental exertion.

Being 5'8" and weighing over 240 pounds, Vince said he was, "Fat-Tigued" after playing basketball for nearly an hour.

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Fat Tear

When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.

Are you sad Tom? No, that is just my Fat Tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.

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Origami fat

A person so out of shape their body has several folds of fat on it.

"Oh man, I was at the beach the other and there was a woman who should not have being wearing a bikini."
"She was that fat huh?"
"Put it this way, the amount of folds that were on her you'd think she was making origami."
"Ah Origami fat, never a good thing.

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fat strat

A Fender Stratocaster that has an HSS pickup configuration (humbucker in the bridge position and single-coils in the middle and neck positions)

I had a picture of Kurt Cobain playing a fat strat.

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