Bro-Fight-Mance

A fight within a bromance, when 2 guy's don't really wanna say who would win in a fight between each other cuz they both think their own self would win, but wont say it.

Random Friend: Who would win in a fight between you two?

Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)

Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)

Both: We Would never fight each other :-/

(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)

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Epic Snowball Fight

A small, rather unsatisfying, and above all passive snowball fight, followed by hot chocolate and sitting around either playing RockBand or doing nothing.

"Hey Joey, lets go have an Epic Snowball Fight! I hear Nick just got Beatles RockBand!"

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French Sword Fighting

When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.

Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.

Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?

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go fight win

an annyoing cheerleading cheer;
obviously its annoying if it has to do with cheer leading

go fight win bulldogs

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Don't fight the pipe

1. What I say to hoes or bitches, right before I turn 'em into my crack slaves and pimp 'em out for a tidy profit.

2. A line from a poem by Maya Angelou about Mayor Marion Barry (from the Chris Rock Show).

3. The sentiment behind Denzel Washington's forcing of Ethan Hawke to smoke some ill shit in Training Day.

1. "Don't fight the pipe biyatch. Don't fight the fuckin' pipe or I'll break my annihalator-Gator off in yo' fat ass! ... That's it, now get in the car ho."

2. "Hey Mr. Crack Rock
Mayor Crack Rock
You like the pipe
Don't fight the pipe
Mayor Crack Rock"

3. "If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem!"

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Mississippi Fist Fight

While engaged in sexual intercourse, the female twist and squeezes the scrotum when, at the same time, the male flicks and pinches the clitoritis.

I'm so sore from last night's Mississippi Fist Fight.
So have you tried this 'Mississippi Fist Fight' yet? the shit will leave you aching for days.

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Alabama Snake Fight

The act of putting your penis inside another mans foreskin, thus sharing the one foreskin.

Those two wildcats are doing an Alabama Snake fight. Lets just hope they dont get too much pre cum and get stuck together.

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