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The art of plating ones food in such a way that it brings harmony, balance, and maximum yum factor. Food shui can also be achieved by the arrangement and order of ingredients (ie: bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, bun VS. bun, tomato, onion l, patty, lettuce, cheese, bun).
While Howzer was taking photos for food porn, food shui could not be achieved until after he placed the quarters of grilled zucchini slightly on and next to the neatly piled cheddar mashed potatoes, and then gently placing the NY steak atop the potatoes and beside the zucchini.
something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.
Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.
A grocery chain offering overpriced African and Haitian organic and non-GMO products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.
"Why do we need more than Irish meals from McDonald's anyway?" thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. "I don't want creole or couscous from Shitwhole Foods."
Any food you are happy to look at but wouldn't ever choose to eat.
My mates dragged me out to a fast food joint, there was nothing on the menu but looky food.
Or you see tasty roasted vegatables but all I see is a plate full of looky food.
When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.
We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.
The abbreviation of the sea food
Or it can mean "the food for clowns" too
We call the type of food wich is touched by or aten by clowns
Máté's food is c food
Theres lot of c food in spanish restaurants
When you go to Mahnin Asian Restaurant, and eat so much food, your stomach feels as though you have a six or possibly eight pack.
Dude I had so much fried rice, I have like eight food-abs.
Jessica's food-abs are so uneven, she needs to go to the gym.