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A person so idiotically vacuous that they have no other purpose but to act as a Hat on an Ass.
That Roger is such an asshat; he couldn't buy a clue if he had cash.
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Something that makes anything seem harmless even if it really isn't.
Emperor Judge- Would you like firing squad, hanging by the neck, or getting sawed in half by two midgets wearing elf hats?
First convict (with all the menacing humorless brevity he can muster)- I'll take firing squad, I'm firing squad hard. I was born a marine, so I don't have to actually join the armed forces to be what I'm destined to be.
Emperor judge- Okay, you got it, firing squad it is for you.
Emperor judge to second convict- Would you like firing squad, hanging by the neck, or getting sawed in half by two midgets?
Second convict- I've always been a roughneck, so I'll take hanging by the neck to show em' even if I die, I can still hang.
Emperor judge- Okay, we will hang you, it should be fun!
Emperor judge to third convict- What about you, do you want firing squad, hanging by the neck, or getting sawed in half by two midgets wearing elf hats?
Third convict- I'll take getting sawed in half by two midgets wearing elf hats for 5,000 Trebek!
Emperor judge- I don't think I've ever met a convict so eager to die. Before you start thinking this is going to be funny, you do know how long it is actually going to take two midgets to cut you in half and split you don't you? They have to reciporicate about four times for every one time a regular person has to do it, it's not going to be fun for you, but I'm going to order a feast to watch my favorite kind of execution.
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Used in conversation when remarking that someone thinks they are funny or are being a smart-aleck.
Taken from the sound that is made when the snare drum and high hat are hit in sequence after the punch line of a joke.
John: Hey I stopped by the house and picked up your mail. Do you want me to put in my box?
Chris: That's what she said!
John: There you go again. Always coming with the "High Hat". Cant you ever take things seriously?
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when someone(usually a white dude) wears a curved bill hat sideways or cocked up and to one side. Paired best with a popped collar!!!
BRROOO! Look at j-dawg rockin' that phrat hat! He's pulling all the gurlies!!! Pimpin' BRO!
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In HK , if you wear a green hat , you re a F***er.
Salesman: Do you like this green hat?
Random guy: F*** you.
*Hits the salesman with the hat*
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A phrase with many definitions!
Can be used as an insult or as a sign of friendship!
In the case of an insult the word "f*cking" is often added in front!
Some describe it as a new-and-improved version of the word Gangsta
"Waddup my Geeze hat?", "You and your homies are all f*cking Geeze Hats!", "Come on Geeze hat, Come get me!"
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Eating Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner at each of the restaurants you choose. This is quite a feat when you don't have a car and have to rely on your parents to drive you places.
"On my birthday I managed to pull off the Hat Trick, I ate at Dunkin Donuts in the morning, Burger King at noon, and had breadsticks at Pizza Hut at dinner time."
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