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Cube game that gives you eternal happiness for only $26.95. Also minecraft is the proof of the communism works and the capitalism no.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.
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Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.
Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.
Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.
Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.
Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.
A surprisingly addicting game where you have the freedom to yeet around the place and die from a zombie... is coming back
Bob “did you see minecraft is coming back..?”
Jeff “yeah I played it this morning..!”
The act of digging in a woman's vagina and crafting a child
You: Holy shit man, i just used the Minecraft technique today, shit was crazy
Your friend: Damn, seriously? Wish i got as many bitches as you dawg..
You: Why get bitches when you can become the bitch?
Your friend: You're telling me i should get Minecrafted?
You: Hell yeah
The best video game in the world
"Ayo my guy, let's play some Minecraft after NNN"
"Bruh, Minecraft is for kids"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYN NIGGA"
1. When you like to show off to your friends like a boss.
2. The backup plan to when you get roasted really badly.
3. When you are depressed
"I like 'Minecraft' and I love building keemstar in it!"
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"I made the house my kidnappers live in!"
The ultimate and superior game that took over fortnite and regained popularity. Minecrafters are true gods.
Person 1: YO wanna play fortnite
Person 2: hell nah Minecraft is where it’s at