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However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation
Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "
Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"
Irishman" Whadya like!"
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An Irish Bang is to have sexual intercourse without the use of contraception, with the knowledge that there's is still a risk of pregnancy.
It's original name was the "Catholic bang" but it became known as the "Irish bang" due to the English stereotype of all Irish citizens being catholic so the word catholic became Irish.
It is usually used in a way that suggests someone is good looking, or worth having sexual intercourse with in the same way "I would do that" would be used, but in a more extreme way.
Ed: Corr, look at that babe over there!
Dave: Yes mate, I would irish bang that and take all the risks.
Ed: Dude, you're not even catholic?
Dave: yeah, that's how fit she is!
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To cause them to go into a blinding, seething, often-homicidal rage. See also: Infuriate.
Get someone's Irish up: "This mother-fucker is gonna get my Irish up if he doesn't get out of my way!"
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Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.
"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"
"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"
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A porno about Jizzing in Ireland
Did you see all that jizz in David Baileys Irish Creme?
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To turn an article of clothing inside out and continue wearing it.
Dropped some Jelly on you shirt, turn it inside out! no more stain!! there fore its an irish wash, cheap and simple
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An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.
How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).
Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
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