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man in the iron mask

A) a person from the loser social classes who is destined to become great

B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz fit the man in the iron mask definition a), while Jeb Bush would fit definition b).

by Sexydimma June 7, 2017


Iron twister

The Iron twister is when your girl needs to be punished. First you take any metal dust or shavings in a workshop and super glue them to a condom. Then put it on and stick your dick in her pussy and twist it so it really teaches her to stop texting your best friend " accidental nudes"

I Iron twister my girl that'll teach her.

by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021


ironed

To destroy, as in an act of war where a building is shelled or bombed.

"The Assad regime ironed Homs"

by legitrandolph March 3, 2022


Ironed

To turn someone from homosexual to straight

1.Yo heard you been messing around with that lesbian how's that going?
2. Let's just say she's been "ironed"
1.Whats that mean?
2. I made her straight.

by Ironherout March 31, 2023


Heated Iron Weapons

Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².

These heated iron weapons really can kill.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021


Iron Guy

Iron Guy is a word for someone with a will of iron. It describes a person that puts a lot of effort into things and gets rewarded for it.

Person1: Hey, did ya hear about Jimmy? That dude got some serious muscles over the summer!
Person2: Yeah man! Jimmy is one iron guy!

by Somegu6969 May 11, 2023


Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism

An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.

"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."

by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024