Crotch Rat

Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/

A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch

Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.

Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!

Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.

Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?

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snap a rat

A solid bowl moment; to expunge the body of solid waste via the anus.

Man I had to snap a rat something fierce. Joey had been denied a bathroom break all day. He had to snap a rat so bad he could taste it.

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Bottle Rat

In Siesta Key, a Bottle Rat is a girl hanging out with a ginger billionaire.

Juliette exclaimed “Meghan! You’re such a clout chasing Bottle Rat!!!”

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Rat in the Ass

Reference to a big, fat, nasty turd looking to bust its way out the ass. The ol’ turtle peeking.

I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.

This rat in the ass it hurting.

I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.

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No Face Rats

No face Rats are a group of toxic people, who think you are toxic. Though an evil cycle these No Face Rats are never coinvinced they are the real issue to any problem, even if you have evidence. No Face Rats are too important to know when to stop thats why they often are overdramatic and most often arent even cute.

TOM: I am depressed

JESSICA : you honestly are such a twat how the hell are you depressed when you have such great friends, you peice of garbage.
ALICE: I agree, youre so toxic!
TOM: you guys are a bunch of No Face Rats .

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Fucking rat

There's a God Damn rat in my pants and it is pulling my pubes and controlling me

Fucking rat

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Bed Rat

A girl (or guy) that works very hard in bed to please their counterpart, because they have to make up for their lack of attractiveness.

Similar to a gym rat. Some who will grind away knowing they truly don’t belong there.

Chad: “you slept with Becky last night? She’s a 5 at best.”
Brad: “yeah, 5 on a good day. Total bed rat, though.”

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