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the birthday of the most beautiful human being on earth, loved by an army attack helicopter called angela
person 1: ‘what a lovely day it is, june 8!’
person 2: ‘i agree since it’s dannys birthday!’
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Anal Day. The day Isabella and Sammi were forever scarred after Sammi once again forgot her house keys. The girls attempted to climb over a 7ft picket fence with spikes on the top. Isabella was analled and Sammi ripped a hole in her shorts, fell backwards of the fence and nearly amputated her leg. This day will forever be remembered as Anal day.
June 19 @isabellajordannn was analled by @sammiburnside fence
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National handjob day. So girlfriends treat your boys real nice today
My English teacher celebrated June 28 with me after school by giving me a nice handjob
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changbinfineasf day! changbins girlfriend was born today so everyone go celebrate
they are kinda cool but give many people trust issues. will i still keep them as a moot though? yes! they are a very sweet person that gives people desserts. everyone needs a changbinfineasf in their life <3
dude- “yo whens your birthday?”
changbinfineasf- “16 June😃😃‼️‼️“
changbin- back tf away she is mine
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Mom: my son was born april 23
Mom: mine was born june 9
Mom: thats the worst mistake ever
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EMOTIONAL ASS BITCH, AND HOPELESS ROMANTIC
People born this day try to act confident but really in the inside they have anxiety. They worry what everyone thinks of them. They want nothing more than someone to love them. They hold on to people to much, they never learn how to let go. As Ariana grande says “I go back to you everytime”.
Friend: heheh ur ugly
June 26 baby’s: Lmafo your uglier
Them on the inside: do they really mean it, are they really my friend
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National fatherless day, people who are born on this day are considered fatherless.
MYEL is fatherless and he celebrates it on June 22
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