bad basketball

Is not right, or is not good. Fucked up.

That's bad basketball.

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bad time

At some point you just die
And the game over screen appears
And Determination starts playing
And you’re just like

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

‘do you wanna have a bad time?’ -sans undertale

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Bad Brain

An individual, usually of the Boomer generation, whose brain is clinically bad, resulting in irregular or bizarre behavior, often causing meaningful harm to those around them, especially in the workplace.

Dude, Karen’s such a bad brain that she literally didn’t know how to right-click. That paired with general cosmic confusion caused her to miss 47 Zoom meetings, because she can't figure out how to enter the meetings.

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Bad dong

"Richard, Greg, what is your answer?"

"We put... bad dong. "
*uncontrollable laughter*

Yes you know what bad dong is otherwise you wouldn't be here

Bad dong.

I know your laughing

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Bad karma

Basically revenge but it's overkill

in hospital
person 1: hey why are you beaten up so badly and also bleeding?
person 2: I just shoved one guy who is subjectively stupid and he punched me like 100 times and battered me up with a trench mace
person 1: yeah that's bad karma

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Bad Jazz

when something goes badly wrong istead of sayign Bad times or shite or sommat you say Bad Jazz

FRIEND ONE: I FAILED ENGLISH
FRIEND TWO: THAT REALLY IS BAD JAZZ

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bad fat

A girl with bad fat eats fast food every evening followed by a Ben&Jerry's. This contributes to bad fat which gives her a huge flat ass, hanging boobs, sticking out belly, and in the more severe cases a double chin.

These types of girls are bad catches and should be avoided, unless she is a friend of a hot girl of course...

T: Hey man, check out that girl's ass! I wish i could rip those jeans off and do her all night!

J: Nah man, that's bad fat... You don't want a sumo wrestler doing you all night do you?

T: Uh huh.. Then what's ..good fat hmm?

J: *Shows a picture of girlfriend on phone*

T: Whoah! Shit dude how'd you get a girl like that!? I mean, her body is perfect!

J: I've got my tricks ;)

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