God himself
person 1: look it's, god!!!!!
person 2: Oh my god it's god himself, JAKE TENNYSON!
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Occurs when said boy, "jake," leads you on by coming on really strong on the front end so then you try to make plans to chill, but then he stops contacting you altogether. Said boys can usually be found on Tinder or in a frat.
1: Gosh this guy is such a douche, I tried to make plans to meet up with him, but I haven't heard back from him in like 3 hours.
2: Looks like your boy is pulling a jake, you must have met him on Tinder.
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Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.
"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"
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A complete retard that decides to do the most dumbest things
Jake Paul is a stupid retard that lies to his audience about his assistant being assaulted
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The reason I have crippling depression.
Jake Paul: βitβs every bro! Peace!!!!β
You:βWhy are you so sad?β
Me:*in corner* βitβs not βeveryday broβ. Please...
Phone: β911 whats your emergency?β
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The Jake Paul definition is retarded and delusional nobody likes him and he will get fucked up ksi
You are Jake Paul so get out my way and jump in a ditch
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Probably the most ignorant person in the world. Is only relevant because he makes stupid childish videos. Never in my life did I see A youtuber get roasted by so many others like H3H3, Ricegum, etc.
Jake Paul Fan: HEY DID YOU SEE THAT COOL SONG HE DROPPED, ITS CALLED, ITS EVERYDAY BRO
normal Kid: You need some knowledge, you butthurt Jake Paul fan.
Jake paul fan: ITS LIT EVERYDAY
Normal kid : Can you please shut the fu-- up, your the most idiotic person I met in my life, hope you go to hell with that cringey bi---.
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