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Hey man, its so nice out I think I'm going to wear my Jesus Nikes.
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The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!
My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!
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A person who takes jesus statues from churches and sells them for money to other churches.
Mike always leaves he's house because he's a jesus bandit
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A time when it is so hot outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the heat.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Hot outside that the entire world was on fire and the only (relativly) cool place was inside the oven with it set to 500 degrees CELCIUS!!!!!
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Another way of saying olives. Because they're synonomous with the area in which Jesus lived.
"Usually at Thanksgiving kids like to stick their fingers in Jesus berries."
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1. Someone's feet that are so big, that when they walk, they kinda look like they are trying to kick Jesus off his cloud.
2. A pair of shoes that are too big for the person wearing them
1. that dude has some serious jesus kickers, he should do what those Chinese women do and gradualy make them smaller before he wakes up The Son Of God
2.That clown has the biggest Jesus kickers this side of the known frontier
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
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