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Bella Maria Jones

The most hottest, baddest, most beautiful person on earth that everyone looks up to.

Bella Maria Jones is a goddess and is the person people will look up to.

by hot baddie b February 12, 2021

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greg jones hefley

my life sucks because someone ruinded it

hey greg jones hefley

by gwegs21 May 15, 2018


Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: β€œOMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022


Jones Middle School

JMS is described as the gayest school on Earth. Jones is popluated by annoying little kids, strict administrators, and a Homosexual principle.

Fag: Hey guys, you wanna go to Jones Middle School?
People: no lets go eat dog poop instead

by Larsonarypopularisyouinta September 8, 2008

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Indiana Jone-ing

Purposely getting lost while hiking in hopes of finding hidden treasures. Often confused with "finding bigfoot", in which case you are attempting to find bigfoot, ultimately getting lost in the process.

Jim- "Dude, i think we're lost"

You-" No we're not, we are simply indiana jone-ing."

by CurlyWildcat July 10, 2011

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calico jones

Anyone with multicolored irises. Traditionally a Scorpio.

Sup Calico Jones.

by the#realinventorofjomama January 29, 2017

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Dirty Tommy Jones

a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.

Boys guess what, just gave Jasmine Callen a Dirty Tommy Jones

by AnonymouseDood April 16, 2020

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