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the birthday of the most beautiful human being on earth, loved by an army attack helicopter called angela
person 1: ‘what a lovely day it is, june 8!’
person 2: ‘i agree since it’s dannys birthday!’
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Anal Day. The day Isabella and Sammi were forever scarred after Sammi once again forgot her house keys. The girls attempted to climb over a 7ft picket fence with spikes on the top. Isabella was analled and Sammi ripped a hole in her shorts, fell backwards of the fence and nearly amputated her leg. This day will forever be remembered as Anal day.
June 19 @isabellajordannn was analled by @sammiburnside fence
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changbinfineasf day! changbins girlfriend was born today so everyone go celebrate
they are kinda cool but give many people trust issues. will i still keep them as a moot though? yes! they are a very sweet person that gives people desserts. everyone needs a changbinfineasf in their life <3
dude- “yo whens your birthday?”
changbinfineasf- “16 June😃😃‼️‼️“
changbin- back tf away she is mine
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National handjob day. So girlfriends treat your boys real nice today
My English teacher celebrated June 28 with me after school by giving me a nice handjob
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Mom: my son was born april 23
Mom: mine was born june 9
Mom: thats the worst mistake ever
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National fatherless day, people who are born on this day are considered fatherless.
MYEL is fatherless and he celebrates it on June 22
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