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In the middle of having sex with a girl you grab her leg and break it and then pull out and finish on the girls broken leg
Matthew: Hey Jake did you here about what happened to molly?
Jake: No what happened?
Matthew: Luke gave her a Luke Heggie Supreme so now she’s gonna be on crutches for the next week
November 27 is National Luke day!
It's National Luke Day!
Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.
Luke Joseph DeSio couldn't swing after his arms were chopped off
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The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
A person who wears khaki pants or shorts, white v-neck tee, and a gray hoodie with the sleeves pulled up to the forearms.
Damn, you lookin like a Luke starter pack.
Someone who believes he is a meme, but in total fact is a pleb and should end things now before they get worse for himself and many others
luke creasey is regretting everthing
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someone who is cute and cuddley and their butt is very juicy.
matt's ass is so totally leaky luke!
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