check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.

Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."

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Red Light Disco

Common in Victoria, Australia,

When you are stopped at a red traffic light to pump your music full blast and everyone gets out of the car and dances on the road until the light turns green at which point you all get back in the car and drive off

Person 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Person 2: It's a red light disco, You see this all the time at the lights out the front of Fountain Gate

half natty lighting

Lighting so perfect that it looks like you must have taken steroids to achieve your physique.
Usually sought after by bodybuilders if they want to take a picture/video of themselves flexing.
Coined by bodybuilder Matt Ogus.

Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new instagram pic, I look shredded"
Bro 2: "Yo bro that's some sick half natty lighting bro"

Forum bro: "Yo bros you got any tips on how to achieve permanent half natty lighting in my room like Zyzz had??"

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old style light

One of the greatest beers ever brewed in the world. Pure, genuine, brewed by Heilmann's. Often associated with dirty thirty.

We drank Old Style Light all night.

run red lights

Having sex with a woman on her (period) menstrual cycle.

John: " yo, last night was crazy."
Joe: " so, did you fuck her or nah?"
John: " hell nah, she wants me to run red lights."
Joe: " ain't nothing wrong with a little blood. "
John: " fuck that SHIT! red mean STOP! (LOL)

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electric light orchestra

Rock Band Built around the Talents of Jeff Lynne a Songwriter Second only to Lennon-McCartney For Sheer Brilliance.

Electric Light Orchestra Is Too Long Dude.
I Know I prefer ELO

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Just Light the Bag

Choosing the easiest and most satisfying way to resolve a situation even if it isn't necessarily the best way. Refers to the instructions found on a bag of instant light charcoal.

Person 1: I dunno...should I nail my best friend's mom?
Person 2: Just light the bag, man. Just light the bag.

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