smexy- hot
lover- cute
boy- boy
hey smexy lover boy i made you a sandwitch
well you know a mother fucker , something like that but with daughters but we can't cuss around little girls so we say lover instead.
you one damn good daughter lover
sheโs love the letter b very pretty and has the weirdest friends in the ducking world
her brother has a spider-man room
she overthinks and love green
fuck drugs itโs kinda bad for u
her parents call her cornelious though (her real name)cornelious is smart and love the color green aswell:)!
sheโs super sweet and love soccer and whatโs someone to love her (LMAFO)
she puts her hamster in the microwave to hear the pop of the hamster as if it was popcorn.
me:cata-cornelious-b lover
t:no.
Someone who can't get girls/boys so they resort to dating pixels knowing full well that it's wrong and you don't even know who your talking to. For all you know it could be a 40 year old man in his basement, someone who falls in love with virtual and unreal things, what a bunch of thirsty as kindergartners. If your one of them get out of my sight you disgusting vile creature, how about instead of fantisizing with your pixelated bf you go get some real babes. Grow up.And lets face reality . "They don't even know you exsist. And the person your simping over is not even real." So grow up get a life cause your furry suit doesn't seem to fit you anymore you oversized f*. How about instead of sitting in your basement an tryna get pixels you go outside and touch some grass. Honsetly your showing fatherless behaviour, you must be so neglected your resorting to pixels. Who would've thought your mother would create a mentally unstable person all of that pain for a worthless, pathetic , thirsty piece of sh*. ( and this is for you f*ked up pixel-lovers <3)
-"Wow I really wanna date this fake ahhh vr character."
-"SHUT UP F* PIXEL-LOVER
a song by TV girl which sounds like getting a crush
Nigel: yooo
Dave: what now you silly bastard
Nigel: so there's this so-
Dave: let me recommend you a song nigel, Lovers Rock by tv girl.
Nigel: you relate it to anyone
Dave: yeah i have a crush
Nigel: who
Dave: stfu
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baalsshowergel's lover is baal๐๐๐
(this definetely wasnt written by baalsshowergel)
Baalsshowergel's lover is also hu tao ๐๐