rowing machine and stairmaster

A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.

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Ice cream machine

When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!

Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me

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Rage Against The Machine

Deffinatly one of the best bands, along with AFI and disturbed probablyy one of the most anti-political bands who boycotted taco bell.

i liostend to rage agianst the machine today and felt like thro ing my desk lamp throu the window at the white house

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fine-tuned machine

a shit-show, especially one built by Donald Trump.

Hey, did you see how Donald's fine-tuned machine is going to Hell in a hand basket?

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poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

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Titty sucking machine

This is the nickname for all the fboys out there. You all have mother issues

He’s such a titty sucking machine

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Magic Coke Machine

The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!

Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !

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