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Wow Im hungry. Might as well have some Mexican rice
The greasy sweat developed on the penis, anus and/or vagina of a Mexican after hard labour in the summer heat.
José: Did you bring the lube, amigo?
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.
A guy so stubborn that he will make everyone unhappy (even himself) just so someone else doesn’t get their way.
girl: alex please share your location, i’m worried about you
alex the mexican: no
girl: then i’m not talking to you
alex the mexican: then it looks like we’re not talking
When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched
Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.
A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.
Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed
Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!
Hairy Inside Of the Leg. Usally Found On Females Below The Vagina. Looks Like Side Burns On the Inside Of the Leg
Jim: Hey I Rooted this Chick Last night
Josh: Yea?
Jim: Shit She Had Hairy Mexican Sideburns.
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