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"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".
"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."
When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.
Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.
Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.
Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.
Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper
Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.
Dude 1: Fuck you bro
The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed
Are you serious, you've never heard of Baby Moose?
Its like cow tippen but a lots more dangerous
My Candian buddies like to go Moose tippen