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Muffin rape is rape, but with a muffin.
1: His ass is full of crumbs, from the muffin rape.
2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.
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When a belligerant ass hole steps up to a fight and throws nothing but weak knuckles; he is tossing muffins.
Malkin be tossin muffins daily
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The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.
Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies
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An affectionate term for a portly yet cheeky young child (usually male).
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a male who is sexually pleased with another man's penis.
Paul was being a cock muffin when he took his mom's dildo to put in his rectum.
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Cunnilingus. The act of using your mouth and tongue to stimulate your selfish bitch.
Dolan: Hey Fav, who is the new piece of quim I've seen you hangin' with?
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !
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