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When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.
Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.
When a partner, typically male, uses a utensil, typically a spoon, to scoop semen, cum, jizz, spunk, ect. out of a vagina, and consumes the contents.
I just gave grandma the Scoop n' Gloop last night!
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1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.
Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?
This is an oral sexual act preformed on a male during cold-weather periods due to the enhanced feeling of warmth that pervades after administration. To perform, first smother the scrotum and lower base of the penile tissue with Cheese Whiz. Next, allow the consuming partner to satiate themselves by vigorously consuming said Cheese Whiz in any way the receiving party finds most arousing.
Caution: Do not attempt if consuming partner is lactose intolerant, allergic to milk products, or infected with the rabies virus.
On a long snowy night in Canada, Bill and Nicolette occupied their time with a rousing round of Sac N' Cheese.
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The unfortunate result of wearing open heel/toed shoes that are too small, in which the toes and/or heel hang over the boundary of the shoe. The toes end up looking like grotesque cocktail shrimp and the heel looks like a calloused biscuit, fresh from the oven.
Hater 1: "Guuuuuuuurl!, did you see that wannabe diva's nasty feet?"
Hater 2: "Oh yes child... Looks like shrimp n' biscuits for dinner tonight."
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to have sexual relations with a female/male/both then proceed to swiftly leave the premisis without the person realizing you left.
nigga 1:yo j-dub,did you get at sarah last night?
nigga 2:ye man, i did the classic bag n' bounce
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during the course of a MMA fight or any other notable combat sport to lay 'n' pray is to physically lay on your oppenant without striking them, trying to submit them or improve your own position.
during the entire fight, all Gray Maynard did was lay 'n' pray on his oppenant for a decision win
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