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A hidden city on an island where only ninjas live. The city is massive. It holds 900,000 ninjas preparing for ninjapocalypse. The city is so stealth that it can't be seen even by sattelites.
Ninja city is the largest hidden city.
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When prisoners wrap shirts around there heads to make a mask and go attack fellow immates,The very same tradition my own Father started.
Tray - Yo dogg let's Ninja this foo.
cop - All we saw was eyes.
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Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
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a woman who swiftly and silently cleans one's living quarters, often without being seen or even noticed, so much so that said living quarters seem to have cleaned themselves. payment is left in the open, and missing payment is a definite indicator that the ninja maid was there and the job is done.
Stacey is a ninja maid!
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The Ninja Butler is a great and mysterious being... always using his power for good. He moves undetected in your home doing good deeds and bringing joy to all. His most common good deeds are bringing cups of tea, flipping the mattress and putting clean sheets on, and cleaning the kitchen sink.
His kindness knows no boundaries... his expertise knows no equal.
He's currently thought to live in northern England.
She looked down and saw a hot cup of tea that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere... the Ninja Butler strikes again.
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The best ninja there is. He can be anywhere at once. No other ninja can beat him.
Dude, did you hear about how josh went through space ninja training?
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The Majic Ninjas are the two ninjas summoned by Big Baby Sweets in the film "Big Money Hu$la$.
The phrase: "Majic Majic Ninjas, Whut!" has become somewhat of a common phrase among us Juggalos, as well as fans of the film
"Then there is only one thing to do.... we must summon.... the Majic Ninjas......."
"Majic Majic Ninja, Whut! Majic Majic Ninja, Whut!"
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