The abyss is a place deep in your soul where your trapped mentally and you can’t escape you have to find them key’ to get out but you can just find it, you have to find something which you enjoy or takes you out by force.
Guy 1: Yo man, I’m in the abyss and I feel so empty like I don’t want to do anything no more
Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is
Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks
Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss
a different spelling of "mikey"
random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
When you are typing and you think you didn't press a key, but you actaully did.
Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np
To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."
When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.
The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.