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when one decides to queef into a taco, grill it, top it with cheese, and eat it!
dude: my mom cooked my brother a queef taco, now hes in a coma
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Same as Nigger Rig but performed by someone of Hispanic or Mexican heritage.
To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy.
"Who did this half ass work?"
"Juan Taco Tech'd it."
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fucking, humping, gettin some, have in sex
sean went to his girlfriends house to beef the taco
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An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.
No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.
My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.
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It's like blue balls, but for girls!
Things got hot and heavy with my man last night, but then he fell asleep and left me with a Turquoise Taco!
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The female version of the tea bag, given it's name for the taco-like nature of the female's vagina lips, known as labias.
Guy: Dude, my girlfrind gave me the SICKEST taco bomb last night!
Girl: I haven't given a taco bomb in the longest! My vag is dripping!
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The unofficial food chain for potheads.
stoner1: Dude, have you noticed that no one has defined Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads yet?
stoner2: Yeah, WTF? You'd think it would be, since Urban Dictionary is the unofficial dictionary of potheads.
stoner1:God, I love Taco Bell.
stoner2:God, I love Urban Dictionary.
stoner1: Dude, let's get really high, make a run for the boarder, then go on Urban Dictionary and define Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads!!!!
stoner2: We just did that, dude.
stoner1: Ooooh Yeeaaahh.....dude, I'm so fucking high.
stoner2:....... Dude, I gotta take a shit real bad.
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