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Chuck Norris can only use toilets made of KEVLAR, need you ask why!
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There is no definition for Chuck Norris, as he cannot be found in a dictionary. He finds you.
"I can't find Chuck Norris anywhere!"
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor.
1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
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A martial artist, actor, and the butt of a internet phenomenon. Usually refered to as a "Bad-Ass".
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
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One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
Dude its Chuck Norris!
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The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
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the real question here is, what isn't Chuck Norris?
When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.
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