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The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative
Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since
Chicken Noodle Soup
A song the Stranger Things cast made to annoy fellow cast members
Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
A word that can be said at any time at any occasion
Dad:your adopted
Son:chicken noodle soup
Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.
Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!
When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.
Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.
National Noodle day takes place the 25th of every month. It takes place during lunch where one friend brings noodles for everyone who sits at your lunch table.
24: “okay <name> is bringing noodles tomorrow.” 25: “YAYYYY NOODLES
National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends