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when a girl cannot tell if there is a condom on her partners penis.
She must have been vagina drunk to not feel that i wasnt wearing a condom.
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Where one becomes so drunk that they shit all over ones bathroom, bed or self. Often they don't remember until they wake up and the entire bed is covered in shit.
He was so drunk last night he left drunk stains all over the bathroom.
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When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time
drunk panda
I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda
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The process in which one becomes so intoxicated that fecal matter exretes from the anus. Reported to be an Urban-Legend.
"Yo, did you hear about Sam getting poopy-drunk last night?"
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."
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when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.
Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch
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When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.
Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.
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when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.
Timmy was drunk planting last night.
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