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Oliver is the guy that thinks he can get all the girls because of his jawline, but in what he apparently doesn't know is that no girls likes him.
Oliver is also really shy and really don't know how to talk to new people, he also doesn't know how to handle women.
Oliver can't sit still he always needs to do something, he is so annoying.
"that's guy I just tried to talk to is so shy,
I talked to him but he didn't say a word, what the hell is wrong with him" "yeah it's Oliver"
An Oliver is a very bright person, Oliver's are very easy to speak to even when you first meet them. They make you feel welcome and are easy to make jokes with even when you've only met the 4 times. They are very attractive and their eyes are a lovely bright blue. They have really nice hair and their smile is to die for. They make you feel very special and treat you like your the only girl in the world.They make sure you are okay and you feel comfortable all the time. They will protect you at all costs and whenever you need them they will be there. They leave anything or anyone to come help you or comfort you. They have very beautiful personalities and are overall a lovely person. Olivers also have very big penis' ;)
"Oh look over there, theres a sexy boy!"
" Wow he really is, I bet his names Oliver!"
he is a lazy,ugly and a wery wery bad guy to be a freand with
my name is oliver
Oliver or Oli is the cutest person to ever exist. He is amazing at everything. He has the cutest smile ever and when you see it, it never fails to brighten up your day. Oliver denies that he has one but when you see it your opinion will never change. You could get lost in his eyes because of their beauty. An Oli is also very protective of what he loves and will go to any length to make sure it stays safe.
Connor: That Oliver sounds like the perfect guy
An overall funny guy, and likeable to be around. He always makes a lot of friends, and being around him brighten ups your day. He is very smart, has great artistic talent, and a massive throbbing horse cock.
Woman 1: "my brother oliver has a fucking massive cock"
Marie: "ok thx cya"
wOMAN 1: "WAIT NO-"
Oliver has a small fucking penis, which usually looks like a push-pop that you got from your local store when he's hard ( estimate at most 2 inches ) Despite his negative inches, he is extremely funny and energetic. You will either love this man or hate him. He usually is super energetic in a hangout ( going for 9 hours straight of rampage) and sleeps like a card box when he's finally "taken down".